








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 583 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 194 matches | ||
| Faceit | 166 matches | ||
| Wingman | 66 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 50 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




24 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6275 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 23,866 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7942 | 33% |
| Smokes | 6272 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 4104 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 5548 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,680,425 of utility $128 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 356 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ Mot1on | 70% | 89 |
| #2 | Pinwin | 69% | 52 |
| #3 | KHorror | 68% | 41 |
| #4 | Woozy | 66% | 35 |
| #5 | Shebo | 65% | 86 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ Mot1on | +3.07 | 91 | 74 |
| #2 | Flicks | +1.54 | 87 | 69 |
| #3 | Shebo | +1.21 | 83 | 62 |
| #4 | zuusie ๑ﭥ | +1.10 | 84 | 62 |
| #5 | pašteta | +0.72 | 77 | 69 |





