








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1101 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 323 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 78 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 46 matches | ||
| Premier | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 92 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




29 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7908 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 26,075 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7224 | 28% |
| Smokes | 7115 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 5926 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 5810 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,060,729 of utility $141 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 974 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | lolihop | 54% | 46 |
| #5 | tltx | 52% | 81 |
| #6 | LynX | 49% | 186 |
| #7 | Pint4r | 49% | 87 |
| #8 | ✪ Tony | 40% | 35 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MaXiKinG | 2130 | 0.25 | 50 min |
| #2 | LynX | 409 | 0.10 | 7 min |
| #3 | Pint4r | 396 | 0.21 | 10 min |
| #4 | Gex | 300 | 0.12 | 5 min |
| #5 | tltx | 154 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pint4r | +2.41 | 84 | 68 |
| #2 | Granny | +2.11 | 90 | 64 |
| #3 | MaXiKinG | +1.78 | 86 | 70 |
| #4 | lolihop | +0.36 | 88 | 43 |
| #5 | ✪ Tony | -1.07 | 80 | 58 |





