








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1008 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 730 matches | ||
| Wingman | 84 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 74 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 54 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 12 matches | ||
| Faceit | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Renown | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 114 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




22 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6579 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 49,010 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 15228 | 31% |
| Smokes | 14142 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 10448 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 9192 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,826,176 of utility $87 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 762 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 11yo 𝕶𝖆𝖌𝖌𝖊 (SE) | 51% | 184 |
| #2 | Astrid | 49% | 95 |
| #3 | Tipsy Tobb | 47% | 189 |
| #4 | Tildor ♡ | 46% | 580 |
| #5 | Vaniljsås Enjoyer | 46% | 410 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | Vaniljsås Enjoyer | 46% | 410 |
| #6 | Townidiot | 46% | 158 |
| #7 | george | 46% | 617 |
| #8 | 𝕶𝖓𝖚𝖌𝖊𝖓 | 45% | 139 |
| #9 | Vulcan | 43% | 344 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tildor ♡ | 23 | 0.0019 |
| #2 | Vaniljsås Enjoyer | 23 | 0.0027 |
| #3 | Vulcan | 21 | 0.0029 |
| #4 | george | 20 | 0.0016 |
| #5 | 11yo 𝕶𝖆𝖌𝖌𝖊 (SE) | 4 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Vaniljsås Enjoyer | 833 | 0.10 | 21 min |
| #2 | Tildor ♡ | 440 | 0.04 | 10 min |
| #3 | george | 278 | 0.02 | 5 min |
| #4 | Vulcan | 270 | 0.04 | 7 min |
| #5 | Tipsy Tobb | 216 | 0.06 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Vaniljsås Enjoyer | +2.75 | 49 | 70 |
| #2 | Astrid | +1.65 | 61 | 48 |
| #3 | Tipsy Tobb | +1.41 | 73 | 51 |
| #4 | george | +0.75 | 48 | 54 |
| #5 | Tildor ♡ | -0.22 | 29 | 62 |





