








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 498 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 110 matches | ||
| Premier | 74 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 26 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3076 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,186 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2795 | 27% |
| Smokes | 2584 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 2042 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 2765 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $777,303 of utility $131 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 534 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Egahn | 64% | 22 |
| #2 | Lemon | 63% | 32 |
| #3 | ninety1 | 61% | 23 |
| #4 | rillaz | 59% | 37 |
| #5 | ThuNdeR0205 | 59% | 71 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | ThuNdeR0205 | 59% | 71 |
| #6 | Pungents | 59% | 39 |
| #7 | realHigga | 57% | 56 |
| #8 | Joe | 57% | 86 |
| #9 | BlindMan-_x | 53% | 36 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Joe | 2 | 0.0011 |
| #2 | realHigga | 2 | 0.0016 |
| #3 | BlindMan-_x | 2 | 0.0027 |
| #4 | Pungents | 1 | 0.0012 |
| #5 | Lemon | 1 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ThuNdeR0205 | 324 | 0.21 | 9 min |
| #2 | Pungents | 270 | 0.31 | 6 min |
| #3 | realHigga | 266 | 0.22 | 8 min |
| #4 | Joe | 264 | 0.14 | 6 min |
| #5 | BlindMan-_x | 173 | 0.24 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | misspled快速 | +3.32 | 90 | 69 |
| #2 | ThuNdeR0205 | +2.00 | 88 | 61 |
| #3 | Lemon | +1.14 | 74 | 45 |
| #4 | BlindMan-_x | +0.63 | 67 | 82 |
| #5 | Pungents | +0.23 | 81 | 70 |





