








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 120 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 162 matches | ||
| Faceit | 94 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 14 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




19 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3291 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 19,731 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6300 | 32% |
| Smokes | 5141 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 4242 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 4048 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $469,125 of utility $56 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 124 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #10 | misspled快速 | 59% | 37 |
| #11 | ColdToiletSeats | 58% | 48 |
| #12 | N4jGC | 56% | 36 |
| #13 | bri | 52% | 52 |
| #14 | I3J0RN | 46% | 65 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BlindMan-_x | 911 | 0.21 | 25 min |
| #2 | I3J0RN | 181 | 0.13 | 5 min |
| #3 | N4jGC | 143 | 0.20 | 3 min |
| #4 | KTX | 132 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| #5 | ColdToiletSeats | 120 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | hodA | +4.99 | 90 | 77 |
| #2 | WHALE_PIGEON | +3.15 | 84 | 70 |
| #3 | sc0rp | +2.28 | 61 | 77 |
| #4 | KTX | +1.85 | 81 | 62 |
| #5 | BlindMan-_x | +1.84 | 66 | 81 |





