








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 273 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 184 matches | ||
| Premier | 181 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 13 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




19 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5099 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 28,768 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7750 | 27% |
| Smokes | 6771 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 7146 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 7101 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $531,114 of utility $50 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 250 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | rillaz | 61% | 204 |
| #8 | KTX | 60% | 50 |
| #9 | bri | 55% | 38 |
| #10 | misspled快速 | 53% | 36 |
| #11 | I3J0RN | 40% | 45 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rillaz | 802 | 0.19 | 18 min |
| #2 | hodA | 228 | 0.28 | 5 min |
| #3 | I3J0RN | 120 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| #4 | KTX | 119 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| #5 | sc0rp | 111 | 0.18 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | hodA | +6.09 | 90 | 76 |
| #2 | sc0rp | +2.16 | 59 | 77 |
| #3 | Mr Lobster | +2.08 | 66 | 47 |
| #4 | KTX | +1.86 | 79 | 65 |
| #5 | misspled快速 | +1.80 | 86 | 73 |





