








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 966 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 111 matches | ||
| Premier | 110 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 58 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 55 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 8 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 60 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




59 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7299 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,706 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4702 | 30% |
| Smokes | 3734 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 2586 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 4684 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,757,895 of utility $233 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 102 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ThuNdeR0205 | 59% | 91 |
| #2 | ninety1 | 57% | 47 |
| #3 | misspled快速 | 57% | 86 |
| #4 | realHigga | 54% | 74 |
| #5 | Pungents | 54% | 71 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | misspled快速 | +2.75 | 91 | 67 |
| #2 | Joe | +2.70 | 66 | 55 |
| #3 | ThuNdeR0205 | +2.31 | 89 | 61 |
| #4 | Qwerty | +1.99 | 82 | 60 |
| #5 | Pungents | +1.67 | 83 | 70 |





