








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 211 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 132 matches | ||
| Faceit | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 12 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2214 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,882 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2240 | 28% |
| Smokes | 1719 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 1636 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 2287 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $478,962 of utility $99 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 182 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kanqqu | 57% | 54 |
| #2 | älä viiti | 52% | 31 |
| #3 | pörriäine | 49% | 161 |
| #4 | Keijo_Konnumies | 48% | 52 |
| #5 | ttike | 47% | 136 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Keijo_Konnumies | 48% | 52 |
| #5 | ttike | 47% | 136 |
| #6 | Kookelis | 43% | 23 |
| #7 | bilppu | 42% | 33 |
| #8 | Jonte | 38% | 13 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | pörriäine | 19 | 0.0057 |
| #2 | Kanqqu | 11 | 0.0098 |
| #3 | ttike | 8 | 0.0028 |
| #4 | Kookelis | 4 | 0.0092 |
| #5 | Jonte | 3 | 0.0099 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ttike | 505 | 0.18 | 14 min |
| #2 | pörriäine | 382 | 0.11 | 9 min |
| #3 | Keijo_Konnumies | 137 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| #4 | Kookelis | 70 | 0.16 | 1 min |
| #5 | bilppu | 66 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | pörriäine | +3.24 | 72 | 66 |
| #2 | Kanqqu | -0.11 | 66 | 30 |
| #3 | Jonte | -0.13 | 67 | 48 |
| #4 | älä viiti | -0.44 | 63 | 35 |
| #5 | Joosegamer | -0.53 | 54 | 60 |





