








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 566 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 295 matches | ||
| Faceit | 137 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 14 matches | ||
| Wingman | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 31 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




23 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4566 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,506 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5192 | 28% |
| Smokes | 3288 | 18% |
| HE Grenades | 5012 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 5014 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,183,796 of utility $97 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 128 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | RanDy; | 48% | 202 |
| #9 | Lol | 48% | 160 |
| #10 | DIEGOsanh | 46% | 61 |
| #11 | 𝖊𝖓3 : 𝕯'𝖔𝖗 | 45% | 51 |
| #12 | 𝖀𝝩𝝤𝝦Í☪𝝤 | 38% | 47 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RanDy; | 687 | 0.16 | 17 min |
| #2 | Dolapessi | 679 | 0.10 | 16 min |
| #3 | enz0o0o0Zi | 591 | 0.10 | 12 min |
| #4 | Lol | 394 | 0.11 | 9 min |
| #5 | Sinner!. | 220 | 0.13 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | enz0o0o0Zi | +3.49 | 77 | 57 |
| #2 | Sinner!. | +2.77 | 83 | 62 |
| #3 | Lol | +2.35 | 71 | 47 |
| #4 | z4! | +1.32 | 78 | 54 |
| #5 | Team Mazda - Simio | +0.91 | 50 | 50 |





