








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 432 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 303 matches | ||
| Faceit | 129 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 14 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




35 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5037 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,910 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4056 | 34% |
| Smokes | 2225 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 2990 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 2639 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,458,225 of utility $122 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 572 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sinner!. | 52% | 61 |
| #2 | enz0o0o0Zi | 52% | 238 |
| #3 | MitDiRG | 51% | 47 |
| #4 | Team Mazda - Simio | 51% | 158 |
| #5 | Lol | 51% | 164 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | reggÆ;🐺 ❟❛❟ G❤ | 783 | 0.12 | 17 min |
| #2 | RanDy; | 655 | 0.16 | 16 min |
| #3 | enz0o0o0Zi | 530 | 0.10 | 11 min |
| #4 | Lol | 421 | 0.12 | 10 min |
| #5 | niggi | 251 | 0.09 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | enz0o0o0Zi | +3.61 | 77 | 58 |
| #2 | Sinner!. | +3.14 | 81 | 62 |
| #3 | Lol | +2.24 | 73 | 48 |
| #4 | z4! | +1.41 | 77 | 57 |
| #5 | Team Mazda - Simio | +0.51 | 49 | 47 |





