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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 38 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 187 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 63 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1427 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,425 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1232 | 19% |
| Smokes | 2404 | 37% |
| HE Grenades | 1557 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 1232 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $657,893 of utility $125 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 47 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | STROGONOFY #2624 | 44% | 86 |
| #10 | Sinhility | 44% | 16 |
| #11 | Deadly | 43% | 35 |
| #12 | Flatmonk3y #2624 | 42% | 83 |
| #13 | SNAK3BIT3 | 29% | 17 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Forsaken | 383 | 0.09 | 11 min |
| #2 | ॐ HappyTenchu | 222 | 0.20 | 6 min |
| #3 | Flatmonk3y #2624 | 204 | 0.12 | 5 min |
| #4 | Anlon | 200 | 0.23 | 7 min |
| #5 | bangaッ | 111 | 0.16 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bangaッ | +3.61 | 89 | 53 |
| #2 | Forsaken | +3.60 | 81 | 64 |
| #3 | J1NG3R | +3.07 | 69 | 67 |
| #4 | SNAK3BIT3 | +1.21 | 81 | 72 |
| #5 | Sinhility | +0.01 | 52 | 46 |





