








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 725 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 393 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 333 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 54 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 12 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6524 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 19,945 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 10906 | 55% |
| Smokes | 456 | 2% |
| HE Grenades | 4237 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 4346 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,527,612 of utility $152 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 398 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MATATETO_LLA | 81% | 52 |
| #2 | kimer0s | 80% | 516 |
| #3 | rotincol | 78% | 162 |
| #4 | Superex | 75% | 858 |
| #5 | fara | 74% | 238 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Superex | 75% | 858 |
| #5 | fara | 74% | 238 |
| #6 | goku ssj 100 | 73% | 244 |
| #7 | Tixi | 72% | 332 |
| #8 | Shaky | 59% | 59 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Superex | 79 | 0.0052 |
| #2 | kimer0s | 50 | 0.0056 |
| #3 | fara | 38 | 0.0091 |
| #4 | Tixi | 17 | 0.0029 |
| #5 | rotincol | 14 | 0.0052 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Superex | 2035 | 0.13 | 59 min |
| #2 | kimer0s | 1641 | 0.18 | 45 min |
| #3 | goku ssj 100 | 891 | 0.20 | 22 min |
| #4 | Tixi | 843 | 0.14 | 23 min |
| #5 | fara | 696 | 0.17 | 23 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Superex | +8.62 | 95 | 60 |
| #2 | rotincol | +4.84 | 80 | 61 |
| #3 | kimer0s | +3.40 | 87 | 69 |
| #4 | fara | +1.22 | 65 | 53 |
| #5 | MATATETO_LLA | +0.99 | 88 | 48 |





