








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 3927 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 573 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 516 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 100 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 82 matches | ||
| Premier | 76 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 8 matches | ||
| Faceit | 7 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 71 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




153 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
28239 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 38,432 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 11510 | 30% |
| Smokes | 8188 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 9171 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 9563 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $4,521,753 of utility $157 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2703 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kimer0s | 80% | 793 |
| #2 | rotincol | 80% | 230 |
| #3 | MATATETO_LLA | 79% | 91 |
| #4 | goku ssj 100 | 77% | 440 |
| #5 | zazasan | 75% | 858 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kimer0s | 71 | 0.0050 |
| #2 | fara | 68 | 0.0092 |
| #3 | Tixi | 30 | 0.0027 |
| #4 | goku ssj 100 | 27 | 0.0033 |
| #5 | rotincol | 15 | 0.0040 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | zazasan | 5617 | 0.37 | 160 min |
| #2 | kimer0s | 2503 | 0.18 | 68 min |
| #3 | Tixi | 1605 | 0.15 | 44 min |
| #4 | goku ssj 100 | 1582 | 0.20 | 39 min |
| #5 | fara | 1190 | 0.16 | 38 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Superex | +8.45 | 95 | 61 |
| #2 | rotincol | +5.14 | 79 | 62 |
| #3 | kimer0s | +3.49 | 87 | 69 |
| #4 | fara | +0.95 | 66 | 54 |
| #5 | MATATETO_LLA | +0.62 | 88 | 48 |





