








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 849 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 244 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 202 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 63 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Premier | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 30 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




48 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6023 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,827 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5485 | 29% |
| Smokes | 4185 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 3836 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 5321 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,976,269 of utility $155 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1143 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | uL- | 64% | 73 |
| #9 | colo | 63% | 62 |
| #10 | Porongol ✧ | 55% | 47 |
| #11 | spark | 55% | 69 |
| #12 | Vendo Naranjas | 51% | 74 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Superex | 41 | 0.0051 |
| #2 | fara | 35 | 0.0113 |
| #3 | kimer0s | 20 | 0.0043 |
| #4 | uL- | 19 | 0.0138 |
| #5 | Vendo Naranjas | 17 | 0.0119 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | zazasan | 1530 | 0.35 | 45 min |
| #2 | Superex | 1187 | 0.15 | 35 min |
| #3 | kimer0s | 799 | 0.17 | 21 min |
| #4 | fara | 572 | 0.18 | 21 min |
| #5 | Tixi | 484 | 0.14 | 13 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Superex | +8.35 | 94 | 62 |
| #2 | rotincol | +5.26 | 82 | 61 |
| #3 | kimer0s | +3.60 | 87 | 70 |
| #4 | colo | +2.18 | 75 | 56 |
| #5 | goku ssj 100 | +1.43 | 65 | 61 |





