








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 239 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 82 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 31 matches | ||
| Faceit | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 33 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




49 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2390 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,581 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2021 | 27% |
| Smokes | 1927 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 1778 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 1855 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $798,074 of utility $148 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 62 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Granted | 71% | 14 |
| #2 | Foxec | 68% | 22 |
| #3 | sp3cialed | 63% | 19 |
| #4 | ✪ Smovey | 55% | 162 |
| #5 | blank | 54% | 59 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ Smovey | 44 | 0.0134 |
| #2 | blank | 11 | 0.0093 |
| #3 | TEANIE PEANIR | 4 | 0.0052 |
| #4 | C0D3M4N | 4 | 0.0134 |
| #5 | Granted | 3 | 0.0115 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ Smovey | 282 | 0.09 | 8 min |
| #2 | Foxec | 157 | 0.32 | 4 min |
| #3 | blank | 121 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #4 | Rooda | 92 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| #5 | sp3cialed | 66 | 0.16 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ Smovey | +3.26 | 80 | 58 |
| #2 | C0D3M4N | +2.94 | 66 | 70 |
| #3 | sp3cialed | +2.17 | 84 | 73 |
| #4 | Rooda | +2.09 | 85 | 65 |
| #5 | blank | +0.86 | 79 | 51 |





