








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 982 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 396 matches | ||
| Faceit | 319 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 19 matches | ||
| Wingman | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 19 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




29 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
10456 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 42,706 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 10681 | 25% |
| Smokes | 11978 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 9417 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 10630 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,859,541 of utility $92 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2466 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MOOSELFLiES | 64% | 99 |
| #2 | ✪ Smovey | 60% | 149 |
| #3 | Blender | 59% | 112 |
| #4 | Rooda | 57% | 126 |
| #5 | Special-K | 56% | 170 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ Smovey | 19 | 0.0063 |
| #2 | Rooda | 4 | 0.0015 |
| #3 | Ice | 4 | 0.0034 |
| #4 | Special-K | 3 | 0.0008 |
| #5 | Blender | 3 | 0.0012 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | realHigga | 426 | 0.21 | 11 min |
| #2 | Rooda | 424 | 0.15 | 12 min |
| #3 | Foxec | 409 | 0.37 | 11 min |
| #4 | Special-K | 401 | 0.11 | 11 min |
| #5 | Blender | 397 | 0.16 | 10 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | b4ze | +1.62 | 81 | 68 |
| #2 | ✪ Smovey | +1.53 | 78 | 58 |
| #3 | MON | +1.45 | 81 | 66 |
| #4 | MOOSELFLiES | +1.41 | 75 | 71 |
| #5 | Rooda | +1.28 | 81 | 72 |





