








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 382 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 148 matches | ||
| Faceit | 113 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Premier | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1974 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,694 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2109 | 27% |
| Smokes | 2017 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 1615 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 1953 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $840,432 of utility $166 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 481 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | thiefy | 62% | 34 |
| #2 | maced1 | 55% | 82 |
| #3 | Solaris | 53% | 79 |
| #4 | KING | 53% | 68 |
| #5 | Ethanol | 50% | 48 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | Ethanol | 50% | 48 |
| #6 | Mr Myers | 50% | 101 |
| #7 | tao | 46% | 78 |
| #8 | electriczz | 46% | 35 |
| #9 | I'm That Blagai | 36% | 88 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Solaris | 4 | 0.0024 |
| #2 | I'm That Blagai | 4 | 0.0032 |
| #3 | electriczz | 3 | 0.0039 |
| #4 | Mr Myers | 2 | 0.0009 |
| #5 | maced1 | 2 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tao | 492 | 0.31 | 14 min |
| #2 | Mr Myers | 469 | 0.21 | 11 min |
| #3 | maced1 | 274 | 0.15 | 6 min |
| #4 | Solaris | 142 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #5 | KING | 119 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ethanol | +1.86 | 87 | 50 |
| #2 | KING | +1.80 | 75 | 49 |
| #3 | Giuseppe | +1.61 | 74 | 66 |
| #4 | maced1 | +1.41 | 71 | 65 |
| #5 | thiefy | +1.14 | 76 | 46 |





