








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 348 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 159 matches | ||
| Wingman | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 21 different maps





Our logs show 24 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




67 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3844 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,128 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3911 | 35% |
| Smokes | 3413 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 1907 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 1897 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,060,716 of utility $152 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 493 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DonkeyBong | 67% | 33 |
| #2 | even | 59% | 86 |
| #3 | flamingthane12 | 57% | 65 |
| #4 | XXXDIKTACION | 56% | 55 |
| #5 | novanasty59 | 55% | 102 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #12 | electriczz | 51% | 55 |
| #13 | Giuseppe | 50% | 101 |
| #14 | Gipster99 | 48% | 62 |
| #15 | tao | 45% | 99 |
| #16 | Floor Matt | 5% | 19 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | XXXDIKTACION | 42 | 0.0386 |
| #2 | Psycron | 34 | 0.0734 |
| #3 | novanasty59 | 30 | 0.0157 |
| #4 | Gipster99 | 29 | 0.0238 |
| #5 | even | 27 | 0.0170 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tao | 660 | 0.32 | 19 min |
| #2 | maced1 | 345 | 0.15 | 8 min |
| #3 | Giuseppe | 342 | 0.16 | 9 min |
| #4 | KING | 272 | 0.10 | 6 min |
| #5 | Solaris | 202 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mr Myers | +4.26 | 70 | 59 |
| #2 | Ethanol | +1.81 | 87 | 51 |
| #3 | even | +1.47 | 73 | 39 |
| #4 | Psycron | +1.18 | 50 | 35 |
| #5 | FemboyGamer42069 -MaleToFemale- | +1.04 | 81 | 28 |





