








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 621 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 128 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 113 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 100 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 92 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 68 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 61 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 54 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 46 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




17 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6124 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 22,792 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5469 | 24% |
| Smokes | 6272 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 5461 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 5590 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,422,636 of utility $150 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 512 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sandman | 65% | 71 |
| #2 | Butch | 59% | 211 |
| #3 | Chiefy | 59% | 41 |
| #4 | k i l r | 56% | 607 |
| #5 | Suski | 55% | 577 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | jojo da lebo | 55% | 221 |
| #7 | ✟︎ street ✟ | 55% | 279 |
| #8 | Big Stonks | 52% | 140 |
| #9 | @yeetuswolf | 51% | 71 |
| #10 | wHEY | 48% | 60 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | k i l r | 36 | 0.0030 |
| #2 | Suski | 16 | 0.0014 |
| #3 | jojo da lebo | 7 | 0.0016 |
| #4 | Butch | 7 | 0.0016 |
| #5 | @yeetuswolf | 4 | 0.0029 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | k i l r | 1422 | 0.12 | 41 min |
| #2 | Suski | 1203 | 0.11 | 25 min |
| #3 | ✟︎ street ✟ | 765 | 0.14 | 15 min |
| #4 | jojo da lebo | 341 | 0.08 | 12 min |
| #5 | sandman | 326 | 0.24 | 8 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | k i l r | +2.67 | 79 | 62 |
| #2 | sandman | +1.30 | 81 | 70 |
| #3 | Butch | +0.70 | 67 | 57 |
| #4 | NitroDiesel | +0.48 | 59 | 57 |
| #5 | jojo da lebo | +0.09 | 64 | 65 |





