








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 603 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 93 matches | ||
| Premier | 83 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 74 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 72 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 56 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 48 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




39 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5623 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,327 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6409 | 37% |
| Smokes | 4537 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 3575 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 2806 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $769,449 of utility $59 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 82 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sandman | 68% | 34 |
| #2 | Butch | 63% | 158 |
| #3 | Chiefy | 57% | 40 |
| #4 | ✟︎ street ✟ | 56% | 213 |
| #5 | NitroDiesel | 56% | 607 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | Suski | 54% | 490 |
| #7 | Big Stonks | 52% | 143 |
| #8 | jojo da lebo | 51% | 117 |
| #9 | @yeetuswolf | 51% | 69 |
| #10 | wHEY | 47% | 47 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NitroDiesel | 14 | 0.0012 |
| #2 | Suski | 14 | 0.0014 |
| #3 | @yeetuswolf | 4 | 0.0030 |
| #4 | Butch | 3 | 0.0009 |
| #5 | jojo da lebo | 3 | 0.0012 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NitroDiesel | 1089 | 0.09 | 21 min |
| #2 | Suski | 1006 | 0.10 | 21 min |
| #3 | ✟︎ street ✟ | 601 | 0.14 | 11 min |
| #4 | jojo da lebo | 174 | 0.07 | 6 min |
| #5 | sandman | 152 | 0.23 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | k i l r | +2.68 | 79 | 62 |
| #2 | Butch | +0.92 | 66 | 56 |
| #3 | sandman | +0.67 | 80 | 70 |
| #4 | NitroDiesel | +0.52 | 59 | 57 |
| #5 | jojo da lebo | -0.18 | 64 | 65 |





