








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 303 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 297 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 16 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3415 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,949 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2321 | 16% |
| Smokes | 3493 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 4397 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 4738 | 32% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,349,308 of utility $129 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 80 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Yousif from the Area | 66% | 114 |
| #2 | ♿AJ | 65% | 78 |
| #3 | k i l r | 63% | 158 |
| #4 | ✟︎ street ✟ | 61% | 57 |
| #5 | Big Stonks | 61% | 33 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | sandman | 57% | 28 |
| #10 | Ali Abdul Aziz | 56% | 32 |
| #11 | Suski | 51% | 136 |
| #12 | jojo da lebo | 51% | 147 |
| #13 | CRIXUS | 39% | 46 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | k i l r | 8 | 0.0025 |
| #2 | jojo da lebo | 7 | 0.0022 |
| #3 | NitroDiesel | 4 | 0.0009 |
| #4 | Suski | 3 | 0.0011 |
| #5 | Yousif from the Area | 3 | 0.0012 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NitroDiesel | 381 | 0.09 | 8 min |
| #2 | k i l r | 363 | 0.11 | 11 min |
| #3 | Suski | 280 | 0.10 | 5 min |
| #4 | jojo da lebo | 272 | 0.09 | 10 min |
| #5 | ♿AJ | 242 | 0.15 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | k i l r | +3.01 | 78 | 64 |
| #2 | sandman | +1.90 | 83 | 66 |
| #3 | ✪ Carlito ✪ | +1.24 | 75 | 70 |
| #4 | Butch | +0.88 | 69 | 62 |
| #5 | CRIXUS | +0.45 | 81 | 69 |





