








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 318 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 217 matches | ||
| Faceit | 67 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 55 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




46 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3919 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,206 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2999 | 23% |
| Smokes | 3321 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 3744 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 3142 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,238,688 of utility $140 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 95 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #10 | Fellinger | 42% | 102 |
| #11 | Flori | 42% | 119 |
| #12 | Flo | 42% | 100 |
| #13 | P1kasso | 37% | 27 |
| #14 | 𝙏𝙬𝙞𝙣𝙜𝙤™® | 36% | 22 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ⭕⃤ツтακσ™ | 17 | 0.0022 |
| #2 | Sn4k3 | 11 | 0.0021 |
| #3 | Fellinger | 10 | 0.0045 |
| #4 | Flori | 5 | 0.0021 |
| #5 | Tobeyyy | 4 | 0.0031 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ⭕⃤ツтακσ™ | 563 | 0.07 | 14 min |
| #2 | Fellinger | 388 | 0.18 | 12 min |
| #3 | Flori | 371 | 0.15 | 12 min |
| #4 | Sn4k3 | 334 | 0.06 | 9 min |
| #5 | ᵇᵘᶰᵈʸ | 242 | 0.15 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tobeyyy | +5.70 | 86 | 70 |
| #2 | 𝙏𝙬𝙞𝙣𝙜𝙤™® | +3.30 | 83 | 70 |
| #3 | Fellinger | +2.71 | 83 | 70 |
| #4 | ⭕⃤ツBernd™ | +2.29 | 76 | 64 |
| #5 | Flori | +1.85 | 81 | 71 |





