








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 217 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 57 matches | ||
| Faceit | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 28 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1631 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,098 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2866 | 40% |
| Smokes | 1959 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 627 | 9% |
| Molotovs | 1646 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $285,106 of utility $81 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 116 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | EDM | 4 | 0.0074 |
| #2 | Endadoor | 3 | 0.0033 |
| #3 | CeeeeeeJ | 3 | 0.0036 |
| #4 | dolph | 2 | 0.0011 |
| #5 | carl | 2 | 0.0022 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dolph | 623 | 0.35 | 18 min |
| #2 | carl | 227 | 0.25 | 5 min |
| #3 | vita | 103 | 0.16 | 2 min |
| #4 | Endadoor | 89 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #5 | EDM | 82 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Frighten | +2.08 | 82 | 70 |
| #2 | CeeeeeeJ | +1.45 | 78 | 45 |
| #3 | Endadoor | +1.39 | 78 | 62 |
| #4 | Ancros | +1.03 | 75 | 63 |
| #5 | carl | +0.84 | 60 | 63 |





