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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 328 matches | ||
| Faceit | 59 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 29 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6623 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,259 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2659 | 22% |
| Smokes | 2549 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 3726 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 3325 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,369,398 of utility $203 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 382 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dolph | 9 | 0.0024 |
| #2 | EDM | 4 | 0.0025 |
| #3 | ᠌ ᠌᠌The_Cape | 1 | 0.0011 |
| #4 | Frighten | 1 | 0.0012 |
| #5 | Aer1al | 1 | 0.0013 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dolph | 1089 | 0.29 | 29 min |
| #2 | EDM | 255 | 0.16 | 7 min |
| #3 | Frighten | 147 | 0.18 | 4 min |
| #4 | Aer1al | 84 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #5 | ᠌ ᠌᠌The_Cape | 71 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CeeeeeeJ | +1.50 | 82 | 56 |
| #2 | Frighten | +1.41 | 83 | 72 |
| #3 | ᠌ ᠌᠌The_Cape | +1.13 | 76 | 64 |
| #4 | dolph | -0.33 | 79 | 80 |
| #5 | EDM | -0.47 | 73 | 63 |





