








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 141 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 66 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
795 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,498 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 559 | 22% |
| Smokes | 710 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 501 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 728 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $465,947 of utility $237 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 13 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | gamer123 | 72% | 25 |
| #2 | dani | 70% | 37 |
| #3 | mek | 68% | 28 |
| #4 | sebzi | 67% | 9 |
| #5 | 0lseNツ | 64% | 14 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | reAz | 64% | 75 |
| #7 | sirisakthenut | 63% | 63 |
| #8 | sleepless | 57% | 7 |
| #9 | Fossy | 57% | 7 |
| #10 | Bondz | 53% | 17 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sleepless | 4 | 0.0331 |
| #2 | gamer123 | 2 | 0.0037 |
| #3 | reAz | 1 | 0.0006 |
| #4 | mek | 1 | 0.0015 |
| #5 | sebzi | 1 | 0.0060 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | reAz | 260 | 0.16 | 8 min |
| #2 | sirisakthenut | 120 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| #3 | dani | 97 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| #4 | gamer123 | 80 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| #5 | mek | 72 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sebzi | +3.67 | 69 | 47 |
| #2 | reAz | +3.51 | 73 | 73 |
| #3 | Fossy | +1.49 | 75 | 26 |
| #4 | mek | +0.99 | 74 | 52 |
| #5 | 0lseNツ | +0.85 | 74 | 67 |





