








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 55 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 5 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
178 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 648 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 167 | 26% |
| Smokes | 88 | 14% |
| HE Grenades | 176 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 217 | 33% |
Our logs show you have wasted $183,018 of utility $264 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 23 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | gamer123 | 57% | 7 |
| #2 | Eirikw0o | 53% | 17 |
| #3 | sirisakthenut | 50% | 26 |
| #4 | reAz | 44% | 32 |
| #5 | dani | 40% | 15 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | dani | 40% | 15 |
| #6 | mek | 33% | 9 |
| #7 | ✪gayboy69 | 25% | 4 |
| #8 | sleepless | 20% | 5 |
| #9 | sebzi | 0% | 2 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪gayboy69 | 6 | 0.0845 |
| #2 | reAz | 2 | 0.0029 |
| #3 | sirisakthenut | 2 | 0.0035 |
| #4 | sleepless | 2 | 0.0225 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | reAz | 129 | 0.19 | 3 min |
| #2 | sirisakthenut | 63 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #3 | dani | 48 | 0.15 | 1 min |
| #4 | Eirikw0o | 44 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| #5 | gamer123 | 31 | 0.20 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | reAz | +4.18 | 76 | 67 |
| #2 | ✪gayboy69 | +2.98 | 82 | 36 |
| #3 | gamer123 | +0.54 | 86 | 40 |
| #4 | Eirikw0o | +0.26 | 59 | 56 |
| #5 | dani | +0.17 | 66 | 44 |





