








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1475 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 447 matches | ||
| Premier | 93 matches | ||
| Wingman | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 9 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




34 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
11027 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 33,062 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 11440 | 35% |
| Smokes | 7758 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 6588 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 7276 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,582,889 of utility $101 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2556 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Eckz flemingo | 68% | 47 |
| #2 | Koslap | 66% | 262 |
| #3 | mick | 65% | 129 |
| #4 | Justirack | 61% | 54 |
| #5 | eazy | 61% | 220 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | ✪ Vitality | 60% | 58 |
| #7 | swag patient 0 | 57% | 65 |
| #8 | J4kenator | 57% | 67 |
| #9 | Logykz | 56% | 181 |
| #10 | i will go to bed before 12 | 56% | 169 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mick | 16 | 0.0060 |
| #2 | Koslap | 13 | 0.0023 |
| #3 | i will go to bed before 12 | 8 | 0.0023 |
| #4 | Logykz | 5 | 0.0013 |
| #5 | Justirack | 4 | 0.0033 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Koslap | 890 | 0.16 | 23 min |
| #2 | eazy | 587 | 0.12 | 12 min |
| #3 | Logykz | 455 | 0.12 | 13 min |
| #4 | mick | 342 | 0.13 | 7 min |
| #5 | ✪ Vitality | 334 | 0.28 | 10 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BudFly | +3.88 | 93 | 69 |
| #2 | Koslap | +1.87 | 85 | 59 |
| #3 | mick | +1.20 | 81 | 59 |
| #4 | swag patient 0 | +0.62 | 71 | 54 |
| #5 | J4kenator | +0.11 | 88 | 46 |





