








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 149 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 107 matches | ||
| Premier | 100 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 17 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3225 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,838 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3311 | 28% |
| Smokes | 2591 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 3121 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 2815 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,020,315 of utility $131 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 622 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mick | 63% | 51 |
| #2 | Koslap | 61% | 83 |
| #3 | eazy | 58% | 74 |
| #4 | BudFly | 56% | 181 |
| #5 | Eckz flemingo | 52% | 97 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BudFly | 15 | 0.0039 |
| #2 | Koslap | 6 | 0.0034 |
| #3 | mick | 6 | 0.0055 |
| #4 | Eckz flemingo | 3 | 0.0015 |
| #5 | i will go to bed before 12 | 3 | 0.0026 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BudFly | 908 | 0.23 | 22 min |
| #2 | Koslap | 282 | 0.16 | 7 min |
| #3 | Eckz flemingo | 273 | 0.13 | 6 min |
| #4 | eazy | 186 | 0.12 | 5 min |
| #5 | mick | 104 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BudFly | +3.96 | 93 | 71 |
| #2 | Koslap | +2.30 | 80 | 61 |
| #3 | mick | +2.13 | 83 | 59 |
| #4 | Logykz | +0.31 | 85 | 65 |
| #5 | Eckz flemingo | -0.03 | 58 | 46 |





