








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 260 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 195 matches | ||
| Premier | 61 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




23 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4595 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,972 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3792 | 32% |
| Smokes | 2746 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 2437 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 2997 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,063,279 of utility $134 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 126 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Eckz flemingo | 79% | 24 |
| #2 | mick | 71% | 99 |
| #3 | i will go to bed before 12 | 70% | 73 |
| #4 | BudFly | 66% | 262 |
| #5 | Logykz | 61% | 83 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | BudFly | 66% | 262 |
| #5 | Logykz | 61% | 83 |
| #6 | eazy | 60% | 122 |
| #7 | oka24 | 50% | 22 |
| #8 | HeatedFall | 48% | 33 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mick | 17 | 0.0084 |
| #2 | BudFly | 14 | 0.0025 |
| #3 | Logykz | 7 | 0.0040 |
| #4 | i will go to bed before 12 | 6 | 0.0040 |
| #5 | eazy | 1 | 0.0004 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BudFly | 1347 | 0.24 | 33 min |
| #2 | eazy | 324 | 0.12 | 6 min |
| #3 | mick | 260 | 0.13 | 6 min |
| #4 | Logykz | 193 | 0.11 | 5 min |
| #5 | i will go to bed before 12 | 68 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BudFly | +3.58 | 92 | 69 |
| #2 | Koslap | +2.75 | 85 | 59 |
| #3 | mick | +1.78 | 82 | 58 |
| #4 | Eckz flemingo | +0.30 | 69 | 44 |
| #5 | oka24 | -0.06 | 61 | 59 |





