








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 53 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Inferno | 104 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 67 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




17 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1453 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,079 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 995 | 20% |
| Smokes | 1622 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 1830 | 36% |
| Molotovs | 632 | 12% |
Our logs show you have wasted $496,670 of utility $107 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 105 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | EBOLA | 54% | 81 |
| #2 | ♕Urmumgay♕ | 54% | 37 |
| #3 | Revenant | 51% | 98 |
| #4 | Mür1n | 29% | 14 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | EBOLA | 54% | 81 |
| #2 | ♕Urmumgay♕ | 54% | 37 |
| #3 | Revenant | 51% | 98 |
| #4 | Mür1n | 29% | 14 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | EBOLA | 10 | 0.0064 |
| #2 | Revenant | 3 | 0.0016 |
| #3 | ♕Urmumgay♕ | 2 | 0.0028 |
| #4 | Mür1n | 1 | 0.0035 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Revenant | 138 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| #2 | EBOLA | 59 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| #3 | ♕Urmumgay♕ | 50 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #4 | Mür1n | 10 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mür1n | +4.12 | 90 | 57 |
| #2 | EBOLA | +2.09 | 59 | 46 |
| #3 | Revenant | +1.86 | 64 | 52 |
| #4 | Agydar | -0.06 | 33 | 52 |
| #5 | ♕Urmumgay♕ | -0.21 | 44 | 55 |





