








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 844 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 196 matches | ||
| Faceit | 170 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 9 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




80 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6337 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,626 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4400 | 28% |
| Smokes | 3297 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 3477 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 4452 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,186,299 of utility $110 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1181 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ◥◣ . ◢◤ | 56% | 107 |
| #2 | TreeeZzz | 54% | 71 |
| #3 | old man Jenkins | 53% | 188 |
| #4 | chester | 52% | 98 |
| #5 | ☁ PotaTom | 49% | 104 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | smk | 47% | 51 |
| #8 | Ryzn | 46% | 26 |
| #9 | brokeyy | 46% | 81 |
| #10 | savra | 45% | 42 |
| #11 | Antonio Juanson | 44% | 50 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | old man Jenkins | 20 | 0.0051 |
| #2 | chester | 8 | 0.0040 |
| #3 | ☁ PotaTom | 5 | 0.0022 |
| #4 | TreeeZzz | 5 | 0.0035 |
| #5 | mutant | 3 | 0.0012 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ◥◣ . ◢◤ | 441 | 0.19 | 11 min |
| #2 | mutant | 392 | 0.16 | 11 min |
| #3 | brokeyy | 312 | 0.17 | 8 min |
| #4 | chester | 250 | 0.12 | 7 min |
| #5 | TreeeZzz | 202 | 0.14 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jet | +3.04 | 87 | 54 |
| #2 | ◥◣ . ◢◤ | +1.13 | 78 | 59 |
| #3 | brokeyy | +0.89 | 75 | 64 |
| #4 | savra | +0.53 | 82 | 65 |
| #5 | TreeeZzz | -0.03 | 76 | 60 |





