








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 373 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 228 matches | ||
| Faceit | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Renown | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 20 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3513 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,889 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2446 | 25% |
| Smokes | 2903 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 2183 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 2357 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,076,136 of utility $154 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 44 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | doublesmølfen | 61% | 18 |
| #2 | Mærsk √ | 60% | 30 |
| #3 | Mizzer | 59% | 17 |
| #4 | Søndagsbarnet Jakobsen | 58% | 151 |
| #5 | Le Browski^^ | 55% | 51 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Søndagsbarnet Jakobsen | 431 | 0.13 | 12 min |
| #2 | niklas | 165 | 0.19 | 5 min |
| #3 | Mærsk √ | 106 | 0.18 | 3 min |
| #4 | Top Dawg Under Dawg NL | 99 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| #5 | Le Browski^^ | 88 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | niklas | +3.23 | 85 | 81 |
| #2 | Top Dawg Under Dawg NL | +1.33 | 60 | 60 |
| #3 | Søndagsbarnet Jakobsen | +0.98 | 63 | 62 |
| #4 | phill | +0.57 | 66 | 61 |
| #5 | Mærsk √ | +0.56 | 75 | 77 |





