








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 63 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 126 matches | ||
| Faceit | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Renown | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 57 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2312 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,603 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2538 | 30% |
| Smokes | 2371 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 2190 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 1504 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $446,188 of utility $102 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 88 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | phill | 60% | 30 |
| #2 | Top Dawg Under Dawg NL | 59% | 17 |
| #3 | ToToGamingDk | 58% | 12 |
| #4 | niklas | 58% | 64 |
| #5 | Zaxy Zax | 56% | 16 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ToToGamingDk | 4 | 0.0164 |
| #2 | niklas | 2 | 0.0014 |
| #3 | ¤_¤BumbleBiee¤_¤ | 2 | 0.0063 |
| #4 | Wildpower™ | 2 | 0.0085 |
| #5 | phill | 1 | 0.0016 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | niklas | 254 | 0.18 | 8 min |
| #2 | Søndagsbarnet Jakobsen | 251 | 0.12 | 8 min |
| #3 | Thorne | 72 | 0.16 | 2 min |
| #4 | Westh | 68 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #5 | phill | 59 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | niklas | +4.59 | 86 | 76 |
| #2 | ToToGamingDk | +4.58 | 90 | 65 |
| #3 | Luca | +0.58 | 60 | 68 |
| #4 | Mærsk √ | +0.57 | 75 | 72 |
| #5 | Søndagsbarnet Jakobsen | +0.48 | 64 | 62 |





