








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 124 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 253 matches | ||
| Premier | 117 matches | ||
| Faceit | 104 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 66 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




23 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4777 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,112 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1996 | 14% |
| Smokes | 3722 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 4514 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 3880 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,462,109 of utility $139 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 590 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tix | 59% | 37 |
| #2 | Herchy | 54% | 171 |
| #3 | R4FF | 53% | 148 |
| #4 | pl- | 53% | 40 |
| #5 | Mangueboy | 51% | 219 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | Mangueboy | 51% | 219 |
| #6 | cecatto | 49% | 55 |
| #7 | mARTO | 49% | 187 |
| #8 | 𝚂 𝙰 𝙽 | 48% | 31 |
| #9 | xuxuzin | 46% | 112 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mangueboy | 8 | 0.0017 |
| #2 | R4FF | 7 | 0.0022 |
| #3 | Herchy | 5 | 0.0014 |
| #4 | xuxuzin | 4 | 0.0016 |
| #5 | cecatto | 3 | 0.0025 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mARTO | 967 | 0.23 | 24 min |
| #2 | xuxuzin | 477 | 0.19 | 13 min |
| #3 | Mangueboy | 393 | 0.08 | 8 min |
| #4 | Herchy | 387 | 0.11 | 9 min |
| #5 | R4FF | 227 | 0.07 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RoxX | +2.33 | 74 | 50 |
| #2 | Mangueboy | +1.40 | 70 | 63 |
| #3 | mARTO | +0.66 | 67 | 73 |
| #4 | R4FF | -0.20 | 53 | 52 |
| #5 | cecatto | -0.39 | 57 | 67 |





