








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 351 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 229 matches | ||
| Faceit | 106 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 48 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4907 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 25,828 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7850 | 30% |
| Smokes | 6329 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 5559 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 6090 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $861,008 of utility $82 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 380 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | pl- | 58% | 81 |
| #2 | Tix | 58% | 69 |
| #3 | cecatto | 56% | 101 |
| #4 | CH3K- | 56% | 27 |
| #5 | Mangueboy | 53% | 370 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | Herchy | 49% | 162 |
| #8 | RoxX | 49% | 187 |
| #9 | xuxuzin | 47% | 135 |
| #10 | pb | 45% | 66 |
| #11 | 𝚂 𝙰 𝙽 | 33% | 30 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mangueboy | 13 | 0.0016 |
| #2 | R4FF | 10 | 0.0018 |
| #3 | RoxX | 7 | 0.0017 |
| #4 | Herchy | 6 | 0.0017 |
| #5 | xuxuzin | 5 | 0.0017 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mangueboy | 662 | 0.08 | 13 min |
| #2 | xuxuzin | 631 | 0.22 | 15 min |
| #3 | R4FF | 482 | 0.09 | 9 min |
| #4 | Herchy | 369 | 0.11 | 10 min |
| #5 | pb | 291 | 0.20 | 8 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mangueboy | +1.59 | 70 | 61 |
| #2 | RoxX | +1.20 | 71 | 50 |
| #3 | mARTO | +0.99 | 67 | 73 |
| #4 | cecatto | -0.34 | 54 | 68 |
| #5 | Tix | -0.53 | 69 | 65 |





