








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 18 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 90 matches | ||
| Faceit | 62 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 11 matches | ||
| Wingman | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 34 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2417 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,122 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3908 | 32% |
| Smokes | 3322 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 2240 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 2652 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $449,753 of utility $77 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 36 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | cecatto | 60% | 52 |
| #2 | Tix | 54% | 35 |
| #3 | Mangueboy | 52% | 136 |
| #4 | Herchy | 52% | 94 |
| #5 | R4FF | 51% | 118 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RoxX | 10 | 0.0041 |
| #2 | R4FF | 5 | 0.0021 |
| #3 | mARTO | 4 | 0.0014 |
| #4 | Herchy | 1 | 0.0005 |
| #5 | cecatto | 1 | 0.0009 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mARTO | 688 | 0.24 | 19 min |
| #2 | Mangueboy | 273 | 0.10 | 6 min |
| #3 | Herchy | 243 | 0.12 | 6 min |
| #4 | 𝚂 𝙰 𝙽 | 180 | 0.21 | 4 min |
| #5 | cecatto | 178 | 0.16 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RoxX | +2.56 | 73 | 50 |
| #2 | Mangueboy | +2.13 | 69 | 61 |
| #3 | mARTO | +1.48 | 66 | 74 |
| #4 | Tix | +0.37 | 68 | 66 |
| #5 | pl- | +0.27 | 79 | 58 |





