








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 377 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 209 matches | ||
| Faceit | 72 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 12 matches | ||
| Wingman | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 39 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




20 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4201 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,726 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2770 | 22% |
| Smokes | 4015 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 2337 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 3604 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,545,250 of utility $154 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 147 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | cecatto | 58% | 71 |
| #2 | Tix | 56% | 54 |
| #3 | RoxX | 53% | 148 |
| #4 | Herchy | 52% | 130 |
| #5 | Mangueboy | 52% | 264 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | mARTO | 52% | 264 |
| #7 | xuxuzin | 51% | 118 |
| #8 | pl- | 47% | 55 |
| #9 | CH3K- | 43% | 28 |
| #10 | pb | 39% | 59 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mangueboy | 14 | 0.0025 |
| #2 | mARTO | 8 | 0.0014 |
| #3 | RoxX | 6 | 0.0019 |
| #4 | xuxuzin | 6 | 0.0025 |
| #5 | Herchy | 5 | 0.0018 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mARTO | 1339 | 0.24 | 33 min |
| #2 | xuxuzin | 492 | 0.20 | 13 min |
| #3 | Mangueboy | 490 | 0.09 | 11 min |
| #4 | Herchy | 333 | 0.12 | 10 min |
| #5 | pb | 241 | 0.18 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mangueboy | +2.01 | 71 | 63 |
| #2 | RoxX | +1.35 | 70 | 49 |
| #3 | mARTO | +1.02 | 68 | 73 |
| #4 | R4FF | -0.22 | 53 | 54 |
| #5 | cecatto | -0.32 | 52 | 68 |





