








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 321 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 101 matches | ||
| Premier | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 15 matches | ||
| Wingman | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




15 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4193 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,222 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3867 | 32% |
| Smokes | 3170 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 2297 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 2888 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $389,515 of utility $64 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 82 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jester | 74% | 23 |
| #2 | toasty | 69% | 74 |
| #3 | Jachro | 64% | 45 |
| #4 | P3nnyCS | 63% | 35 |
| #5 | madss | 63% | 48 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jester | 74% | 23 |
| #2 | toasty | 69% | 74 |
| #3 | Jachro | 64% | 45 |
| #4 | P3nnyCS | 63% | 35 |
| #5 | madss | 63% | 48 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | toasty | 4 | 0.0027 |
| #2 | madss | 2 | 0.0020 |
| #3 | P3nnyCS | 1 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | toasty | 268 | 0.18 | 6 min |
| #2 | madss | 144 | 0.15 | 4 min |
| #3 | Jachro | 127 | 0.14 | 5 min |
| #4 | P3nnyCS | 122 | 0.17 | 3 min |
| #5 | Jester | 22 | 0.06 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 𝕓𝕣𝕒𝕨𝕔𝕜𝕫 | +5.24 | 90 | 68 |
| #2 | toasty | +2.54 | 86 | 58 |
| #3 | P3nnyCS | +2.07 | 69 | 70 |
| #4 | madss | -0.21 | 80 | 66 |
| #5 | Jachro | -0.64 | 66 | 77 |





