








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1212 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 437 matches | ||
| Faceit | 84 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 18 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




61 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8956 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 20,708 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7422 | 36% |
| Smokes | 4216 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 3580 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 5490 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,189,201 of utility $168 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2730 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 𝕓𝕣𝕒𝕨𝕔𝕜𝕫 | 69% | 74 |
| #2 | P3nnyCS | 68% | 38 |
| #3 | j3nni | 65% | 46 |
| #4 | madss | 63% | 52 |
| #5 | Jachro | 60% | 57 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | toasty | +4.09 | 87 | 60 |
| #2 | 𝕓𝕣𝕒𝕨𝕔𝕜𝕫 | +2.35 | 86 | 68 |
| #3 | P3nnyCS | +2.32 | 70 | 69 |
| #4 | j3nni | +2.15 | 83 | 66 |
| #5 | Jachro | -0.07 | 72 | 76 |





