








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 30 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
428 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,031 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 251 | 24% |
| Smokes | 124 | 12% |
| HE Grenades | 340 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 316 | 31% |
Our logs show you have wasted $98,307 of utility $117 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 30 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Puttlom | 67% | 3 |
| #2 | 木哈密 | 67% | 9 |
| #3 | Ken66950 | 57% | 7 |
| #4 | BeanBean | 57% | 7 |
| #5 | Udium | 56% | 18 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | maxloo2 | 51% | 35 |
| #7 | Japanese Shia Labeouf | 50% | 10 |
| #8 | _chaechae_1 | 50% | 34 |
| #9 | Rheneas | 44% | 18 |
| #10 | heakingdon | 33% | 3 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rheneas | 2 | 0.0054 |
| #2 | _chaechae_1 | 1 | 0.0015 |
| #3 | maxloo2 | 1 | 0.0015 |
| #4 | 木哈密 | 1 | 0.0053 |
| #5 | Puttlom | 1 | 0.0182 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | maxloo2 | 119 | 0.18 | 3 min |
| #2 | _chaechae_1 | 91 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| #3 | Rheneas | 51 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| #4 | Udium | 28 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #5 | BeanBean | 23 | 0.18 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 木哈密 | +3.85 | 74 | 57 |
| #2 | BeanBean | +3.13 | 71 | 47 |
| #3 | Udium | +2.53 | 86 | 63 |
| #4 | chaewon | +2.08 | 65 | 46 |
| #5 | maxloo2 | +1.15 | 73 | 57 |





