








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 254 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 18 matches | ||
| Premier | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 11 matches | ||
| Faceit | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 31 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




22 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2925 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,748 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1883 | 22% |
| Smokes | 2619 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 1739 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 2507 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,250,607 of utility $202 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 371 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #11 | BeanBean | 44% | 16 |
| #12 | Ken66950 | 41% | 73 |
| #13 | Rheneas | 40% | 78 |
| #14 | :> | 28% | 18 |
| #15 | NEg WAT | 24% | 17 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 木哈密 | 19 | 0.0060 |
| #2 | maxloo2 | 8 | 0.0016 |
| #3 | Rheneas | 5 | 0.0032 |
| #4 | Ken66950 | 3 | 0.0021 |
| #5 | YeetgerMeister | 2 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | maxloo2 | 1030 | 0.20 | 28 min |
| #2 | 木哈密 | 278 | 0.09 | 7 min |
| #3 | Rheneas | 248 | 0.16 | 8 min |
| #4 | Udium | 120 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| #5 | Ken66950 | 107 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Udium | +2.79 | 86 | 60 |
| #2 | 木哈密 | +1.72 | 71 | 53 |
| #3 | maxloo2 | +1.67 | 66 | 61 |
| #4 | chaewon | +1.66 | 64 | 43 |
| #5 | BeanBean | +1.07 | 69 | 53 |





