








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 876 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 322 matches | ||
| Faceit | 78 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 23 matches | ||
| Wingman | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 24 different maps





Our logs show 81 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




48 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7598 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 19,482 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5862 | 30% |
| Smokes | 6309 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 1938 | 10% |
| Molotovs | 5373 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,754,623 of utility $135 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1187 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ace | 57% | 44 |
| #2 | Lore | 56% | 94 |
| #3 | Koffi | 55% | 193 |
| #4 | Pinke | 54% | 191 |
| #5 | BALD PEEK Slime | 50% | 101 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Lore | 56% | 94 |
| #3 | Koffi | 55% | 193 |
| #4 | Pinke | 54% | 191 |
| #5 | BALD PEEK Slime | 50% | 101 |
| #6 | clown | 46% | 41 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lore | 29 | 0.0163 |
| #2 | Koffi | 17 | 0.0041 |
| #3 | Pinke | 12 | 0.0031 |
| #4 | Ace | 7 | 0.0078 |
| #5 | BALD PEEK Slime | 5 | 0.0023 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Koffi | 270 | 0.06 | 6 min |
| #2 | Lore | 233 | 0.13 | 4 min |
| #3 | Pinke | 181 | 0.05 | 5 min |
| #4 | BALD PEEK Slime | 157 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| #5 | Ace | 119 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lt. piiko | +2.36 | 75 | 63 |
| #2 | Ace | +1.44 | 90 | 61 |
| #3 | clown | +1.42 | 90 | 11 |
| #4 | Koffi | +0.47 | 82 | 57 |
| #5 | Pinke | +0.34 | 85 | 45 |





