








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 124 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 73 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
963 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,565 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 30 | 2% |
| Smokes | 512 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 640 | 41% |
| Molotovs | 383 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $881,285 of utility $288 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 185 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tinus | 59% | 49 |
| #2 | Vallas | 55% | 67 |
| #3 | ImBeef | 54% | 119 |
| #4 | BramZL | 52% | 29 |
| #5 | oubas | 50% | 8 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | Giedow | 50% | 74 |
| #8 | IJqsper_ | 47% | 43 |
| #9 | Member | 42% | 19 |
| #10 | ThijsKamphuis | 31% | 13 |
| #11 | Huzoll | 27% | 11 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Giedow | 15 | 0.0098 |
| #2 | BramZL | 13 | 0.0225 |
| #3 | ImBeef | 7 | 0.0029 |
| #4 | Vallas | 6 | 0.0044 |
| #5 | Tinus | 6 | 0.0059 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ImBeef | 242 | 0.10 | 6 min |
| #2 | Tinus | 147 | 0.14 | 4 min |
| #3 | IJqsper_ | 108 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| #4 | Giedow | 93 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| #5 | Vallas | 80 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ImBeef | +3.69 | 87 | 53 |
| #2 | BramZL | +2.92 | 82 | 47 |
| #3 | oubas | +0.51 | 89 | 67 |
| #4 | Huzoll | +0.39 | 59 | 66 |
| #5 | Tinus | -0.19 | 66 | 59 |





