








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 189 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 183 matches | ||
| Premier | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Renown | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 15 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




53 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3033 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,414 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1292 | 20% |
| Smokes | 1195 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 1619 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 2308 | 36% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,131,779 of utility $179 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 199 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | IJqsper_ | 70% | 23 |
| #2 | Mikydo | 57% | 30 |
| #3 | ImBeef | 56% | 41 |
| #4 | Vallas | 56% | 36 |
| #5 | Jorji Costava | 55% | 99 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #12 | Giedow | 48% | 33 |
| #13 | zwizu. | 45% | 29 |
| #14 | Polish | 41% | 27 |
| #15 | ThijsKamphuis | 41% | 27 |
| #16 | NykxS | 40% | 15 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Giedow | 15 | 0.0244 |
| #2 | A-Choroh-S | 9 | 0.0045 |
| #3 | Jorji Costava | 7 | 0.0032 |
| #4 | trippletoet | 7 | 0.0036 |
| #5 | Polish | 7 | 0.0140 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Carsten | 523 | 0.26 | 15 min |
| #2 | trippletoet | 339 | 0.17 | 9 min |
| #3 | Joonthom | 331 | 0.22 | 7 min |
| #4 | Jorji Costava | 300 | 0.14 | 8 min |
| #5 | A-Choroh-S | 191 | 0.10 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ImBeef | +3.23 | 81 | 61 |
| #2 | Jorji Costava | +2.03 | 74 | 68 |
| #3 | trippletoet | +1.32 | 93 | 68 |
| #4 | Mikydo | +1.17 | 85 | 65 |
| #5 | Polish | +0.75 | 82 | 48 |





