








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 685 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 126 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 59 matches | ||
| Premier | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Faceit | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 55 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




21 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5942 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,912 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3392 | 23% |
| Smokes | 4686 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 3051 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 3783 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $953,850 of utility $107 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 96 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Uwuwuewue | 51% | 72 |
| #2 | Baradosso ツ | 48% | 182 |
| #3 | ✪ Domoinik ✪ ™ | 48% | 287 |
| #4 | セバスチャンの一番の | 47% | 258 |
| #5 | Negi | 46% | 384 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | セバスチャンの一番の | 47% | 258 |
| #5 | Negi | 46% | 384 |
| #6 | KukuMaster | 45% | 243 |
| #7 | Wassermage | 44% | 27 |
| #8 | Piduru | 30% | 76 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | セバスチャンの一番の | 29 | 0.0055 |
| #2 | Negi | 25 | 0.0032 |
| #3 | KukuMaster | 23 | 0.0047 |
| #4 | Baradosso ツ | 9 | 0.0024 |
| #5 | ✪ Domoinik ✪ ™ | 6 | 0.0010 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Negi | 1382 | 0.18 | 34 min |
| #2 | KukuMaster | 1083 | 0.22 | 27 min |
| #3 | Baradosso ツ | 682 | 0.18 | 17 min |
| #4 | セバスチャンの一番の | 520 | 0.10 | 11 min |
| #5 | ✪ Domoinik ✪ ™ | 297 | 0.05 | 8 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Qrestu | +3.78 | 79 | 69 |
| #2 | KukuMaster | +1.30 | 69 | 72 |
| #3 | Negi | +0.04 | 59 | 69 |
| #4 | Baradosso ツ | -0.56 | 65 | 67 |
| #5 | Uwuwuewue | -0.90 | 66 | 60 |





