








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 257 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 131 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 99 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 49 matches | ||
| Premier | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 29 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




48 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3749 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,981 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2827 | 22% |
| Smokes | 2404 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 4493 | 35% |
| Molotovs | 3257 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $556,485 of utility $58 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 630 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Qrestu | 47% | 258 |
| #2 | KukuMaster | 45% | 240 |
| #3 | ✪ Domoinik ✪ ™ | 45% | 232 |
| #4 | Baradosso ツ | 45% | 137 |
| #5 | Negi | 44% | 306 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | ✪ Domoinik ✪ ™ | 45% | 232 |
| #4 | Baradosso ツ | 45% | 137 |
| #5 | Negi | 44% | 306 |
| #6 | Uwuwuewue | 38% | 87 |
| #7 | Piduru | 26% | 76 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KukuMaster | 33 | 0.0072 |
| #2 | Negi | 31 | 0.0051 |
| #3 | Qrestu | 13 | 0.0025 |
| #4 | Baradosso ツ | 7 | 0.0025 |
| #5 | Uwuwuewue | 6 | 0.0035 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Negi | 1074 | 0.18 | 25 min |
| #2 | KukuMaster | 911 | 0.20 | 24 min |
| #3 | Qrestu | 601 | 0.11 | 19 min |
| #4 | Baradosso ツ | 492 | 0.17 | 11 min |
| #5 | ✪ Domoinik ✪ ™ | 235 | 0.05 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Qrestu | +3.80 | 80 | 69 |
| #2 | KukuMaster | +1.76 | 69 | 72 |
| #3 | Negi | +0.28 | 59 | 67 |
| #4 | Baradosso ツ | -0.17 | 64 | 67 |
| #5 | Uwuwuewue | -0.79 | 68 | 57 |





