








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1855 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 588 matches | ||
| Premier | 53 matches | ||
| Wingman | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




73 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8149 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 36,464 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 11350 | 31% |
| Smokes | 8720 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 9393 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 7001 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,037,686 of utility $118 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1807 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | スブラ | 63% | 91 |
| #2 | MOGE | 61% | 252 |
| #3 | aatu | 61% | 379 |
| #4 | KarK | 59% | 129 |
| #5 | aimlock pablo | 58% | 502 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | uGGo.. | 58% | 204 |
| #7 | huoleton koiramummi | 57% | 575 |
| #8 | Smokey | 55% | 321 |
| #9 | Maukkanen | 54% | 57 |
| #10 | Kitzkatz | 42% | 45 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | aimlock pablo | 24 | 0.0021 |
| #2 | MOGE | 17 | 0.0030 |
| #3 | Smokey | 16 | 0.0023 |
| #4 | uGGo.. | 9 | 0.0020 |
| #5 | huoleton koiramummi | 8 | 0.0006 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | aatu | 2086 | 0.24 | 51 min |
| #2 | aimlock pablo | 1827 | 0.16 | 50 min |
| #3 | huoleton koiramummi | 1477 | 0.11 | 39 min |
| #4 | Smokey | 970 | 0.14 | 29 min |
| #5 | uGGo.. | 412 | 0.09 | 9 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | スブラ | +2.08 | 83 | 60 |
| #2 | abe5u^ | +1.68 | 71 | 73 |
| #3 | aimlock pablo | +1.40 | 71 | 68 |
| #4 | Smokey | +1.20 | 88 | 68 |
| #5 | huoleton koiramummi | +0.19 | 73 | 57 |





