








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 243 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 150 matches | ||
| Premier | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 19 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2624 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,982 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2334 | 26% |
| Smokes | 2415 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 2164 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 2069 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $929,737 of utility $172 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 439 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Saint Yaint | 80% | 15 |
| #2 | JoGee | 69% | 13 |
| #3 | CoJoMo | 68% | 25 |
| #4 | Toucan | 67% | 24 |
| #5 | Starlight | 51% | 35 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CoJoMo | 154 | 0.26 | 5 min |
| #2 | Starlight | 105 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| #3 | NickH | 95 | 0.31 | 3 min |
| #4 | Toucan | 91 | 0.17 | 2 min |
| #5 | LamB | 79 | 0.19 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CoJoMo | +5.51 | 72 | 62 |
| #2 | Saint Yaint | +2.19 | 48 | 78 |
| #3 | tkaya | +1.63 | 68 | 67 |
| #4 | JPC | +1.45 | 73 | 60 |
| #5 | Toucan | +1.06 | 71 | 59 |





