








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1011 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 73 matches | ||
| Premier | 69 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Faceit | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 54 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




18 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4322 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,852 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3845 | 26% |
| Smokes | 3798 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 3422 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 3787 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $747,474 of utility $98 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 205 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | LamB | 51% | 220 |
| #6 | NickH | 50% | 26 |
| #7 | $avior | 50% | 30 |
| #8 | Drav | 45% | 238 |
| #9 | JPC | 43% | 21 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LamB | 778 | 0.18 | 22 min |
| #2 | StorK | 318 | 0.09 | 8 min |
| #3 | Grim 辻褄 | 275 | 0.18 | 7 min |
| #4 | Drav | 248 | 0.05 | 6 min |
| #5 | NickH | 169 | 0.32 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tkaya | +4.49 | 77 | 68 |
| #2 | NickH | +1.55 | 71 | 75 |
| #3 | woodZ | +0.85 | 69 | 62 |
| #4 | LamB | +0.60 | 58 | 67 |
| #5 | StorK | -0.18 | 58 | 60 |





