








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 174 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 93 matches | ||
| Wingman | 31 matches | ||
| Faceit | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




20 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2318 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,466 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3486 | 33% |
| Smokes | 2193 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 2675 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 2112 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $551,604 of utility $102 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 222 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | Tatt[I] | 42% | 26 |
| #6 | M.Y.S.T.O | 38% | 24 |
| #7 | rANDOMIHERO'umad? | 36% | 53 |
| #8 | Mauno | 35% | 23 |
| #9 | sampsoni91 | 33% | 15 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DarkkiZ | 542 | 0.22 | 15 min |
| #2 | rANDOMIHERO'umad? | 201 | 0.18 | 6 min |
| #3 | James Kagelberg | 97 | 0.18 | 2 min |
| #4 | Mauno | 48 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| #5 | M.Y.S.T.O | 46 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rANDOMIHERO'umad? | +3.44 | 82 | 75 |
| #2 | Tatt[I] | +2.38 | 73 | 46 |
| #3 | DarkkiZ | +1.94 | 61 | 74 |
| #4 | Mauno | +0.68 | 52 | 73 |
| #5 | M.Y.S.T.O | +0.52 | 86 | 63 |





